Tuesday, 8 September 2015

My Fave Poem!

This is my favorite poem that I have created (Of course it is a limerick because some are hilarious)
There once was a baby named rose
Who had a very large nose
Her father said “No!”
Threw her in the snow

That baby's life really blows

That one is my favorite because a father would never emotionally or physically hurt their child and the limerick shows the opposite.

But my favorite limerick of all time is one that I found on the internet. This is the limerick:
There once was an artist named Saint,
Who swallowed some samples of paint.
All shades of the spectrum
Flowed out of his rectum
With a colourful lack of restraint

William Wood also made up a limerick about a leech. It was really funny:
There once was a lonely leech
He liked to live on the beach
He said lots of banter
And drank lots of fanta
But one day he decided to drink bleach

(This is the original lonely leech)


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