Dinner with the President!

If i had the ability to invite some people over for dinner, one fictional and one real, I would invite Barak Obama the current president of the United States of America because it would be amazing to ask him some personal questions and get to know a bit about his everyday life. My first question would be: can you explain to me all of the superstitions of the white house and of how much you know and tell me if they are true of false? My second question would be: If you were the captain of a large ship and you were boarded by Somalian pirates would you: Lock you and your crew away and stay hidden, would you walk up to them and let them take you prisoner and try to make peace with them, or would you get your crew to sabotage them and or throw them overbaord. also it would be cool to know about what you have in the white house, like an indoor spy with a T.V. in front of it with unlimited Netflix or do you have a theater were you can watch movies before they come out. Also do you have T.V's in the shower? What are the 35 different bathrooms like? with 132 rooms, 35 bathrooms, 412 doors, 28 fireplaces, 147 windows, 3 elevators 6 levels and 8 staircases,  do you ever go through the same room in a month other than your kitchen, bathroom and bedroom?

 For my next person over for dinner, i would invite the norse god Thor over for dinner. Not his family though, because i imagine the dinner would be awkward already.  I would invite him because he is pretty cool and have a 'God' in my house from the avengers would be awesome. My first question would be: can i have your magical belt with doubles your strength? And if not, where can i find another one? Also i would ask him: what is life like living in a giant palace in Asgard? Is it luxurious with servants feeding you grapes or do you have some massive pool filled with caviar? Also can you show us your lighting magic stuff using Mjolnir?

Peace,
     Maximus